Silver Tongue

Mar 22

thevideowall:
“ buttmandumbass:
“ this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple
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Ok, I had nothing better to do...

thevideowall:

buttmandumbass:

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

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adurot:

leafcrunch:

fallout: every vault was a social experiment

me: that sounds morbidly cool, i’m gonna look up a list of those

fallout wiki:

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I hope the panther was the one put in charge.

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Mar 21

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dark-knight-rapping:

when you make a new character but they don’t have a name yet

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Popular Artists & Friendships

sugaryrainbow:

One thing that I notice a lot with both myself & other well known artists I talk to is that you have a fan/follower that tries really hard to fish for your attention & create a friendship. If they realize their efforts didn’t work, they either try harder, passive aggressively reference it, or make a huge scene about how you’re too snobby to notice them.

Behavior like that is obviously unacceptable.

You can’t just ask to be friends with someone, nor can you just simply make them be your friend. Friendship isn’t something that you can ask for as if you’re at a restaurant wanting food. Relationships like that take time to build, it also goes down to how you present yourself. There are people out there that fail to understand this which saddens me. I fully understand the desire of wanting to get to know someone better, especially if they’re someone you admire/look up to but there are limits before you end up making yourself look like some creep or a try hard.

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scraps-is-busy:

church-of-egalitarianism:

tuhmblr-logic:

drejofvalenwood:

egalitrashian:

sjw-illogical-bullshit:

king-wewuz:

kangs-n-sheyut:

steven-universe-official:

Some idiot: I don’t support gender roles

Male character: *does something remotely feminine*

Some idiot: LOOK AT MY TRANS BABY

Same idiot: Stop labeling mental disorders, that’s ableist uwu

Some character: *Is somewhat awkward in social situations*

Same idiot: AUTISM, MY NEURODIVERGENT HONEYPOP

same idiot: we need more mentally ill characters

character: shows symptoms of mental illness

same idiot: this character is so abusive and problematic

Same idiot: we need more bi visibility

Character: does something implying they’re into people of the same gender

Same idiot: LOOK AT MY GAY BABY

Same idiot: Stereotypes are wrong.

Aracial Character: Has large lips

Same idiot: MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK CODED GIRL

Same idiot: We need more black people in film roles.

Zoe Saldana: Is quite black, and is playing a black character

Same idiot: NOT BLACK ENOUGH, SHE’S COMMITTING BLACKFACE, STONE HER. FUCKING LIGHT SKINNED GIRLS NO BETTER THAN WHITE FOLKS

Same idiot: Stereotyping trans people is bad.

Girl: *Likes to wear ‘boyish’ clothes*

Same idiot: LOOK THIS KID IS OBVIOUSLY TRANS 

Same idiot: Men should be feminists.

Man: *becomes a feminist*

Same idiot: STAY IN YOUR LANE!

Same idiot: Oh look at how amazing this actor plays this mentally disabled character!

Rich, Famous, British Actor: *Plays mental disability as accurately as an Autism Speaks video*

Same Idiot: LOOK HOW WONDERFUL AND HANDSOME THEY ARE!

same idiot: Gender roles are hurting people

Male character: wears makeup and a dress to help out a friend or family member

Same idiot: THAT’S TRANSPHOBIC CLEARLY IT’S MAKING FUN OF TRANS PEOPLE SO IT’S TRANSPHOBIC! MEN SHOULD NOT WEAR DRESSES OR MAKEUP!

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Today I fucked up… by donating all my books

today-ifuckedup:

I fucked up today by letting my mom donate all my old books from back when I was a kid. I used to have all these random almanac books and time life books as a kid. I had hundreds of them. But of course as I grew older, I grew tired of these books, and found a new use for them - drawing dicks. I would sometimes just randomly grab one of these books and bring it with me to school so I can doodle on them and vandalise when I’m bored. I would draw a bunch of dicks and erase letters in sentences to spell ‘penis’ or ‘fuck’ or whatever shit I could find in the words. This morning my mum walked into my room and just started grabbing all of them. She told me she was going to donated them to a library. And since it was early in the morning, I was really groggy and disoriented, so I just said yes. Later on the day, she called me up and told me how grateful the library was for my generous donation and that they thought it would ‘help children learn so much’ that’s when I remembered. I would’ve tried getting it back, but it’s too late. So I guess the only things these kids are going to learn is how a penis looks like, and 20 different words that shouldn’t be in their vocabulary til the next ten years.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

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