Silver Tongue

Mar 20

scraps-is-busy:
“I made a coonidile.
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scraps-is-busy:

I made a coonidile. 

avalardragoness:
“ yamashita-aka-doragon:
“ Well excuse me you monster who has the power to rise the land
”
you fucking invented cliffs wtf????
”

avalardragoness:

yamashita-aka-doragon:

Well excuse me you monster who has the power to rise the land

you fucking invented cliffs wtf????

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~cute date ideas~

dunfetti:

• walking to japan
• hanging out in between the mountains
• eating nuts of trees
• using the latest technology (like stones an bowls)
• making rice really really quickly
• becoming king
• trying the hot new religion from baekje
• saying hi to china
• stealing chinas alphabet
• conquering the north
• causing art and literature to be great
• not giving a shit about running the country
hiring a samurai
• allowing the emperor to still be emperor
• dying in a tornado, twice
• monkey fun (?)
• quitting being a monk
• VOTING SO HARD THE PALACE CATCHES FIRE AND BURNS DOWN
• breaking the country into pieces
• selling jesus
• fighting, now with guns©
• invading the capital
• taking care of a five year old son
• closing the country except to the dutch
• dutch studying
• opening the county to america and britian and russia
• moving the emperor to edo
• making a new government and a constitution and a military that was lretty western
• conquering stuff
• downgrading the amount of soldiers to a fuckton
• maybe not chilling
• making an alliance with britian to be a little less scared of russia™
• being excited to try crazy weapons on other empires
• calling britian on the tele(graph)
• taking the islands
• helping britian with some errands and stuff
• sitting at the negotiating table with the big dudes
• joining the post war mega alliance™
• invading more of china and planning to invade the entire east
• getting mail from germany and being friends
• having so much in common with italy and germany
• invading the neighbors
• working on a large very huge bomb bigger than any other bomb ever™
• caring about image
• spitting on the unted states
• chasing germany back into germany
• dropping previously mentioned bomb on japan
• installing a new government
• making tvs vcrs automobiles and camcorders better than everybody else
• being a miracle and wearing off

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Action movie

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oddbagel:
“ Every time I see this picture it just gets bigger.
”

oddbagel:

Every time I see this picture it just gets bigger.

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breelandwalker:

legolokiismighty:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

image

I’m an astrophysicist. 

I think anon only has 205 bones.

they seem to be missing their funny bone.

I concur. They really should have found this more humerus.

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majestic-1:

tanaebrianab:

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS.

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