Silver Tongue

Mar 20

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:
think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

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One month ago: the history of japan video spread throughout Youtube. All the way to here *points to 6 million hits*
A couple days ago: And it conquered tumblr finally. Get that squared away

theoccasionalclabon:

My contribution to the history of japan meme

underrated history of japan quotes

captoring:

and they conquered the north, finally. get that squared away.
using the ~latest technology~, like Stones. and Bowls
Monkey Fun (??)
and everyone voted so hard the palace caught on fire
so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado (actually a typhoon). but they tried again! and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado (actually a typhoon)
now with Guns ©

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Friend: You need to stop posting history of japan memes

Me:

neyruto:

i had a dream earlier that naruto, sasuke and kiba stole a minivan and went to the mall instead of doing the chunin exams…

I read kiba as kaiba and was wondering why playboy millionaire who makes a childrens card game more immersive would have a chunin exam

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gearholder:

skelletang:
tacobelligerent:
blaalys:
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Fuckin Dinkles

Yeah but that’s under the impression that they could hit the falcon. Depending on who is driving, it’s unlikely that the enterprise will land a blow and will therefore lose./

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chrishallbeck:

Changing.

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stripes-skoon:

kitsunekitthefox:
disney-shooting-star:
Nick’s employment application form
He’s 4 foot 0 inches and weights 80 pounds.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes [✓] No [✓]

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