Silver Tongue

Jun 28

littlepinkbeast:

jumpingjacktrash:

littlepinkbeast:

jumpingjacktrash:

writing-prompt-s:

The ritual requires a bell, book, and candle. Unfortunately, your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you have a cat toy, your car manual, and a spark plug. It’ll still work, right? Probably?

bell book & candle is for an exorcism, right? they work because they symbolically invoke the church. well, now you’re symbolically invoking your cat and your car. idk how powerful your car is, but your cat probably has it covered.

Originally for an excommunication, IIRC, I think the exorcism version is a pop culture mutation.

who you gonna excommunicate out on highway 3 south of faribault, lory? a raccoon?

that raccoon knows what it did

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booty shorts idea

laeffy:

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aurumacadicus:

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

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thatninja:
“Full Metal Alchemist (2003)
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thatninja:

Full Metal Alchemist (2003)

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spaceboycelebration:

mlp

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ofthefog:

femmenietzsche:

You don’t hear so much about lesbians wanting to be destroyed by gigantic women these days

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Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

chamomiletea-baggins:

moontideempress:

elamikaaa:

daeva-agas:

sangononya-kokomeow:

i-restuff:

augustdementhe:

hulking-godless-child-beast:

0palite:

snenby-with-two-daggers:

bigexcluder:

catradoraism:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

princesskuragina:

captainlordauditor:

malewifenat:

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

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there’s more

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…


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We have another one…