a hamilton/national treasure crossover
a ham steals the declaration of independence and returns it heavily annotated and six times longer
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give the trees names and they will protect you
(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good
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If it involves dragons count me in
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Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”
That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.
The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.
…..what
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