“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
okay are we just gonna look past how fatphobic this is
what about this is fatphobic
please tell me
i don’t see him shaming anyone or talking about how it’s “bad” to be fat
he’s literally talking about himself and himself only.
like honest to GOD this is grasping at straws if you’re trying to call chris pratt fatphobic for him talking about his weight loss.
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the irony of being marginalized by marginalized groups (shoutout to the bi and pan buddies who also face erasure)
THIS.
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Some of you would be really, really good at this game.
This is evidence that dennys is run by an actual person and that scares me
me when im arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong
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idk i’m just very sensitive to when people mock kids and beginner artists about their skill like it takes time to get good and comfortable with art don’t rob that from people
people’ve ripped up my drawings when i was younger and liked to mock them and once a piece that i was really proud of got reposted to a bad art blog and it really crushed me. obviously i didn’t stop drawing but actions like that could make other people stop drawing and like why would you do that to someone? why do you like being needlessly cruel just to make them feel bad
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my mom bought a poster board for no apparent reason
so reblog this and ill write your url on it
im srs i will put every single one.
come on guys, i have so much room
i havent even hit my 1000 mark yet /sobs
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How cute is this though?? Do you think Buck ever saw Garnet and was like “Yeah that aesthetic is so cool” and from then on just kinda copied her look/mannerisms?
Headcanon: He saw Garnet when he was a kid and decided “She is who I hope to be when I grow up.”
Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.Jesus Christ on a Double Standard Bicycle.
So if anybody wondered why the young ladies on tumblr who are still having to put up with this shit complain about it at the top of their lungs…yeah. Yeah, this would be why,
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Reblogging this again to add the fact that due to memes being outlawed in Russia, this is a very illegal Pepe. Keep it safe.
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