Silver Tongue

Apr 13

thesochillnetwork:

Some weird shit is about to go down…

Still not as weird as the globe trotters or the Adams family

(Source: reddit.com, via rosexknight)

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siliconera:

Please, PLEASE, I beg you. Do not listen to anything tumblr has to say regarding the upcoming election. I don’t care what side they are on. 

Do your own research, formulate your own opinion, vote for who you think best represents your values and can best lead the country.

Do not let other people tell you who that is for you. Most of the time they are exaggerating and spreading false information.

(Source: buzz-kill, via extradan)

Rudest customer ever.

She was a mom with two kids and grabbed a child seat for her bag as she let her daughter sit and walk on the table. She also let her son just keep pressing the ice button on the fountain until there was ice on the floor. She also let her daughter hit the light fixtures, all of which are connected and dammit I hate her.

Dear Askers

askthetimemaster:

PLEASE

Do not send me RP asks.
I don’t care about your character.
I don’t care about your character’s reaction to reading my blog.
I don’t care about how your character could fix problem A, with solution B, if only I would C.

Or I will share the asks with friends, and we will make fun of you.

Go write your own stories, make your own problems, and FFS stop doing this to story blogs. I barely answer questions as is, much less your RP related asks.

With much love.
Warden.

my-remedies:

Dear parents, if your child is spending all their time locked in their room listening to music and distancing themselves try talking to them and not calling them “lazy” thanks.

(via thatsthat24)

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falloutboygirlthing:

aguasdelchavo:

serpentedefe:

So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

The only correct reaction

the whole set

(Source: finneroo, via deep-sea-prince)

the zodiac signs as Stan Pines quotes

• Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
• Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
• Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
• Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
• Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
• Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
• Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
• Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
• Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
• Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
• Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
• Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

pokemonpalooza:

What legendary Pokemon do you think I would be (bonus points if you give a reason why)?

(via scraps-is-busy)