@the older population: why are you so mean to cashiers what did we do to you stop yelling at me
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How are all-a-y'all this morning?
watching simpsons
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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
You know, in all fairness, oedipus didn’t know that was his mom in most interpretations. Considering how often Greek protagonists get separated from their parents as a child due to their father attempting to prevent a prophecy, it’s really not surprising. Hell, perseus didn’t know he killed his mothers husband when he killed off the entirety of the evil kings court.
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It’s gotten to the point where I actually think I’m a plant.
I would make a horrible plant.
superman is a plant
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David Hasselhoff and stunt double Alex Daniels play on an oversized animatronic David Hasselhoff for “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie,” Jan. 21, 2004.
if i’m David Hasselhoff and you’re David Hasselhoff, then who’s piloting the David Hasselhoff?