Silver Tongue

Mar 17

1nd2rd3st:

honestly if you dismiss someone’s entire argument because of spelling mistakes, as though proper English is the sole measure of intelligence, then maybe your opinions are less respectable than their’s. 

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gansiiy:

okay but one of those “whatever tag shows up for this word” memes for:
-son
-trash
-dead
-child
-smol
-hate

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Mar 16

Hey, if someone isn’t interested in dating you, don’t keep pursuing them. Especially if they don’t swing in your direction. It isn’t flattering, it’s creepy.

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marshybot:

I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance. Now they’re forced to sign up for coverage under the Affordable Care Act or become uninsured.

So since Ted Cruz decided to campaign to repeal Obamacare, he can now only get insurance through Obamacare.

And that, my friends, is a true example of irony.

Now if they had a medical emergency, that would be the icing on the cake

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squid-sisters:

do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

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nitrosplicer:
“ mi0da:
“ imagine actually being upset about people making fun of sausage party
”
im the mention of food fight in this post
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I think the icing on this cake is that he regularly makes racist jokes but suddenly toilet humor is too much

nitrosplicer:

mi0da:

imagine actually being upset about people making fun of sausage party

im the mention of food fight in this post

I think the icing on this cake is that he regularly makes racist jokes but suddenly toilet humor is too much

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dangerouslycautious:
“ yeahwehadatime:
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THIS. IS. SO. EFFING. TRUE.
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dangerouslycautious:

yeahwehadatime:

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THIS. IS. SO. EFFING. TRUE.

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