Silver Tongue

Apr 12

iguanamouth:

 me watching steven universe for the first time: was that the whole opening ?? its cute i guess

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Me fifty episodes later:
WHEN YOU’RE EVIL ON THE RISE
YOU CAN COUNT ON THE FOUR OF US TAKING YOU DOWN

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My mom’s text after brunch. I showed her the picture from last week and told her about my trip to the mall.

My mom’s text after brunch. I showed her the picture from last week and told her about my trip to the mall.

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theclockworkpony:
“I’ve been playing a ton of Dragonball Xenoverse, and I have to say without a doubt that the Destructo-disc is my favorite technique in the entire series.
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The pizza?

theclockworkpony:

I’ve been playing a ton of Dragonball Xenoverse, and I have to say without a doubt that the Destructo-disc is my favorite technique in the entire series.

The pizza?

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zwampert:

klinklang:

dolphin-shoals:

klinklang:

klinklang:

you can’t spell sexy without xy

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you also can’t spell orgasm without ORAS

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And you also cant spell double penetration without DPt

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SINNOH CONFIRMED

This is the best post in the Pokemon fandom and nobody can convince me otherwise.

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captainsnoop:

I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.

Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.

How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.

The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…

God.

God popped out of the Master Ball. 

The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday. 

This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73. 

God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.

The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”

This kid is ten. 

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lizzymodblog:

i still haven’t finished my novel

Okay Brian

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aceofstars:
“ rayvenloaf:
“ OMFG this is brilliant
”
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD
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aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

(Source: zubbyzub, via thatsthat24)

Ever wonder how many people accidentally followed you on mobile

but stayed because they like your stuff? 

burn-0utt:
“castielsteenwolf:
“ursupernovagirl:
“straight out of the womb we’re teaching girls to hate their bodies and teaching boys that they’re SUPER!
”
wait no like literally what the fuck lol
”
haha and then we have people that say we don’t need...

burn-0utt:

castielsteenwolf:

ursupernovagirl:

straight out of the womb we’re teaching girls to hate their bodies and teaching boys that they’re SUPER!

wait no like literally what the fuck lol

haha and then we have people that say we don’t need feminism hahahahahhahaaaaaaa

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA

(Source: super-nova-bitch-blog, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)