Silver Tongue

Mar 16

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cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ So I got this today….Can you guess what I’ve been doing since then.
”
Making fart noises in different keys?

cyanocitta-blattidae:

So I got this today….Can you guess what I’ve been doing since then.

Making fart noises in different keys?

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Was fiddling with the data and managed to find this

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From what I can tell it explains what inventions were and what his relationship with the royal family was like

probablyfakeblonde:
“ I almost wish I hadn’t known the context
”
EXCUSE U
Thomas jefferson once commissoined a machine to make macaroni and cheese because he loved it so much. Would an ass do that?

probablyfakeblonde:

I almost wish I hadn’t known the context

EXCUSE U
Thomas jefferson once commissoined a machine to make macaroni and cheese because he loved it so much. Would an ass do that?

bloodsbane:

honestly i cant get over that message from hdd i like, im beside myself with amusement, if it wasn’t almost 11 and if i wasn’t tired i would deconstruct it but for now just know im. i just, im so fucking, it’s so funny, what the fuck why did he think that would do anything, what did he hope to accomplish, what a fucking moron

ALRIGHT TUMBLR LISTEN UP

skarchomp:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

masterbunne:

hotdiggedydemon:

The movie ‘Sausage Party’ is coming out and because I know how you tumblr idiots work, I know you’re going to post a gif or a screenshot of the 2012 Charlie Sheen movie ‘Food Fight’ and write “Wow, Sausage Party looks great” and it’s gunna get 900,000 notes and you’re all gunna pat each other on the back and congratulate yourselves on how hilarious you are. Well guess what dipshits I’m nipping this in the bud right now. If you see anyone post a gif of Food Fight and write “Sausage Party looks great” I am giving you written permission to DM them and tell them ‘Max G says you’re a braindead peasant’. Cyberbully them all you want because I’m tired of this shit and it’s not happening this time. 

when drawing children as racist caricatures is hilarious but making silly jokes about an adult cartoon hurts your feelings

Imagine being like this

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Originally posted by projectendo

Wow, Sausage Party looks great

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Originally posted by firejonie

Cool, sausage party looks great

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gabzilla-z:

*sees amazing fanart*

*about to reblog it*

*it’s a repost*

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