my favorite story in the star wars eu is that the red droid that luke and uncle owen almost got instead of r2 was actually a force sensitive droid that foresaw the entirety of the original trilogy’s events in a dream and, knowing that luke acquiring r2 would eventually lead to the fall of the empire, purposely blew its motivator to set this exact sequence of events in motion
Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox’s power button. Now, whenever he’s playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.
