i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’
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can trans men stop calling themselves gay for liking males
men who like men are gay sorry
If someone is a girl and you like men, you’re not gay.
It’s a good thing trans men aren’t girls, isn’t it?
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Anonymous asked: @Azure "You're the reason they're dead!"
And when I fail, ponies get more than just hurt and the real bad guy is still on the loose.
we’ve seen in canon that when a gem is injured, they (eventually) come back good as new!
we can also see that their “reincarnated” selves wear clothing representing where they were injured in the first place
so if garnet in the 80′s looked like this:
WHAT HAPPENED TO GARNET’S LEG???????????
Shiiiiiiiiit
rip
These crackpot theories are getting out of hand. At this point, you guys are just pulling my leg.
On a more serious note, here’s Rose Quartz’s outfit 6000 years ago:
Here’s Rose’s outfit in the 1980s flashback:
Here’s Rose’s outfit in the final stretch of her pregnancy:
Conclusion: Rose “I am One of the Four Sole Survivors of an Intergalactic War” Quartz has never fallen in combat.
Dat sheild brah. In other news, her combat skills would explain why she is so highly respected because she knows how to survive. Also they could be explained if she was secretly a diamond overlord gone rogue.
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Make them cry
- “I never loved you.”
- “You’re the reason they’re dead!”
- “It’s all your fault!”
- “Who could ever love you…?”
- “You’re so stupid. So weak.”
- “Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
- “Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
- “I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
- “I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
- “If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
- “Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
- “I know everything. I can ruin you.”
- “Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
- “Sing, birdie.”
- “I know exactly how to make you talk.”
- “You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
- “I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
- “I have means of extracting information from you.”
- “I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
- “You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
- “You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
- “You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
- “What the fuck have you done this time!”
- “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
- “You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
- “You’re a disgusting little rat!”
- “You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
- “What, can’t take a punch?”
- “I’ll kill you!”
- “It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
- “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
- “I’ll slit your damn throat!”
- “Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
- “I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
- “That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
- “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
- “Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
- “Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
- “Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
- “I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
- “Get in the locker, shorty!”
- “Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
Do it please I beg any oc just tell me pls
Make sure to mention which OC you’re talking too. OR I might just choose a random one.
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