Silver Tongue

Mar 13

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

Nominating this as the best post I made this decade

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humanrevolt:

left-reminders:

The Fed: *pulls 1.5 trillion out of its ass to “fix” financial markets*

The establishment and their shills for the past year: bUt hOw aRe yOu gOnNa pAy fOr mEdiCaRe 4 aLL???

My favorite part was that after injecting $1.5 trillion, the market raised by 4% for 30 minutes then continued crashing through the floor lmao.

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Anonymous asked: Jade cant eat chocolate, because shes a dog. But it probably means she loves peanut butter because most dogs love peanut butter. This is funny, considering John can have chocolate, but not peanut butter on the grounds of him being allergic to peanuts. Neither of them can ever have a reeses peanut butter cup though, which is double sad.

aeritus:

the ultimate forbidden fruitTM

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leslady79:

leslady79:

Texas teacher suspended for being gay will donate $10,000 of legal settlement to an LGBTQ charity

She asked, "When a straight teacher happily announces that she and her husband are expecting a baby ... is she saying something inappropriat

LGBTQ Nation

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moonwatcher13:

tatsutahimet:

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

To the meme archeologists reading this in 2120, be warned. 100 years brings the plague

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Anonymous asked: *slams fist on table* ANGRY CRYING IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE TROPES

notedchampagne:

happy to provide c: