Silver Tongue

Mar 16

jestre:

I could tock about clock puns, but the idea is secondhand.

We could use hours but that could tick some people off

chefhypno:

some details on this ghost OC we’re making:

• haunts liz’s radio station
  
• wears baggy t-shirts
• always sleepy (”the big sleep”)
• mischievous

powers:

• levitation
• possession
• invisibility
• phasing through things
• limited shapeshifting

Is the ghost a guy or a girl?

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woozapooza:

This was in the library at my college.

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knights-of-ben-solo:

Savage teenage Leia putting Dad on blast

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schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:

schneezusweiss:

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

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• me: can you tuck me in
• them: ??? you handed me a shovel
• me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

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ohboyafangirl:

never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:

• was at one point the richest person in the entire world
  
• murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
• betrayed 4 different factions in one game
• had a full six pack at 70 years old

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