Silver Tongue

Apr 11

conspicuouslad:
lizzymodblog:
a-random-mod:
lizzymodblog:
I have huge feet.
You know what they say about people with big feet
You’re the fifth person to say that and it’s still not relevant because I do not have a penis.
You know what they say about girls with no penises
You can’t say that on tumblr, Lad!

You know what they say about girls with a penis

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THE MOST HORRIFYING STORY I HAVE EVER READ: BETSY THE DOLL

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sixpenceee:
BETSY THE DOLL by reddit user The_Dalek_Emperor
It’s a long one. But trust me. Worth it. Every single word. This story will haunt me for days to come.
TRIGGER WARNING (DRUG ABUSE)
SOME TESTIMONIALS:
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I like to think I got thick skin with these short stories but this… this man.

This stuck with me real bad. I’m glad to of found it, but I wish I hadn’t.

While that is chilling, the direction if where it was headed became obvious once she did the thing and then got taken away.

(Source: sixpenceee, via betty-the-murder-mare)

tubesock:

elionking:
kingofcyberspace:
loool
y’all uneducated ass niggas. How you gonna put a linear equation when this is clearly an exponential function???

(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via zeroyalviking)

saitama-relatable:

the-uterus:
the-uterus
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First red,
then white,
and now, blue.
Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual.
BACK THE FUCK OFF

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adurot:

gearholder:
jannikaissolike:
adventuresofatechie:
florris:
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
-          More clean air
-          People think you are cool
-          They look pretty
-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
-          You feel proud when they grow
-          You can give them cute names
-          pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
what
My cats don’t allow me to have plants in my house.

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lizzymodblog:

I have huge feet.

You know what they say about people with big feet

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whimmy-bam:

somasis:
t-ardigrades:
ghostsnif:
now THIS is an ally
Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.
And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.
And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.
Wow this is… really cute?
I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?
(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)
THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE
Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

(Source: digg, via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)