Silver Tongue

Mar 16

theshantiestme11ophone:

babygivepeaceachance:

mageof-space:

sammit-dam:

vapemom:

threedogs:

bwitiye:

johnkeynes:

cause-why-thehell-not:

vorematty:

whatthebec:

nobody on this website knows what communism is

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

No that’s communion communism was a show on nbc about a community college

you’re thinking of community. communism is a form of birth control that goes over a penis

youre thinking of a condom. communism is the travel to a place on a daily basis to go to work

youre thinking about commute. communism is when you share/exchange ideas,information, or news with someone.

you’re thinking of communication. communism is an electronic device used from storing and processing data.

you’re thinking of computer. communism is a type of bandage that uses pressure to reduce the flow of blood.

You’re thinking of compression bandages. Communism is when you pay an artist to draw something for you.

You’re thinking of commission. Communism is when you feel really good about yourself, as well as your abilities and qualities.

You’re thinking of confidence, which doesn’t exist.

communism is when a new store opens up and steals your customers

(via thetimeisneveright)

taokaka:

segapico:

oh no my weed bag caught fire and the smoke went into the vents and spread thru the house and now my whole thanksgiving family is stoned and its epic

this is what happened when i reblogged this post


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forsciencejohn:

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

(via deep-sea-prince)

A pigeon pollution patrol is flying around London wearing tiny backpacks

commanderholly:

theverge:

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Ten pigeons with tiny backpacks that detect nitrogen dioxide and ozone gases are flying over London for the next two days monitoring the city’s pollution levels. The Pigeon Patrol are live tweeting the pollution data at @PigeonAir.

this is adorable they all have little name tags stop 

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danefonda:

defendpizza-eatpoppunk:

danefonda:

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

no it doesn’t.

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beksboys:

“free trial”

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“all we need is your credit card information”

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deoxyrebornicleic:
“ when two completely different groups have matching icons
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deoxyrebornicleic:

when two completely different groups have matching icons

(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)