Silver Tongue

Mar 14

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finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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cuddlyjew:

Mom I can’t go to school it’s a national holiday

HOLY SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

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• chef: That lobster is good. This lobster is died but is still good

I started sketching @confusedbearsounds demon character but it got out of hand

Parents of Beach City

charlesoberonn:

Strict parents

Lenient parents

Frequently away parents

Always there parents

Overbearing parents

Underbearing parents

And friends who act like parents

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punrepentant:

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

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Anonymous asked: 82 for the nsfw asks

• 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Nearly getting caught masturbating and I ended up taking a shower at near midnight to not get caught and to finish.