Silver Tongue

Jun 27

chefyrokatins:
“ Together until the end by *Agregor
Yes, I love cats too.
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chefyrokatins:

Together until the end by *Agregor

Yes, I love cats too.

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starblastingoff:

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I wish Fearne CriticalRole a very I love you

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kulluto-remade-deactivated20201:

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kosadj:
“this is the only day u can reblog this
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kosadj:

this is the only day u can reblog this

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cocokoalatea:

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How are you today?

Hope this Medli in Botw style makes your day better (or even better if your day is good!)

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hypertranced asked:

giratina hold a shaymin

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stardial:

holy fucking shit

himeno-ran:

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optimus prime right before they roll out: “I’m going to say a slur”

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bisexist-deactivated20210809:

jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial:

jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial:

exactly

the worst part about this is the young girls commenting on this video things like “what do you expect 13-15 yos to look like” like….kids…….i’m not saying to put on your dora shirt and put your hair in pigtails i’m saying that a 13 yo wearing a full face of makeup and making thirst traps is not normal

[Video Transcript: A video of a white girl wearing heavy make up with a caption saying “are u mad I’m 13 or are u mad I look better than u at 13?” The video cuts to a black woman saying “Listen I’m not here to tear down this child, but I just want to start like a discussion that needs to be had. I feel as though social media has been manipulating young girls to want to have sex appeal or want to be sexy, to the point of no return. And really it is normalizing pedo behaviour. And that’s what they do not understand. It is very sad that these young girls don’t have people their age to look up to, that is not trying to fit this sexual narrative.” The video cuts to the white girl again and the women continues “Like without make up you look 13 and that’s perfectly fine. And by no means is this me victim blaming, but this is the introduction to something way bigger that you all need to understand. And this is why these predators can say “Oh I didn’t know she was this age”. You have girls this age trying to compete with grown ass women. And this is being glamorized to the point that you have minors that say they cant’s wait to be 18 so they can be S workers. Like, no you all need to stop. End]

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adurot:
“gunrunnersarsenal:
“the-a-j-universe:
“fishslut:
“ of-the-yellow-ajah:
“ unbuttonedinawood:
“ i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
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And what you should do is to put this...

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

the-a-j-universe:

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

The roadrunner could walk down these stairs.

I know I’d manage to break a leg on that rug…..

I wanna put it at the foot of my basement stairs…

this is basically how portable holes work

Jun 26

just-bean-thoughts:
“haiku-robot:
“krystal-prisms:
“haiku-robot:
“haiku-robot:
“ superkat500:
“ misteryada:
“ odric-master-swagtician:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is...

just-bean-thoughts:

haiku-robot:

krystal-prisms:

haiku-robot:

haiku-robot:

superkat500:

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

those are the eyes of

a man who saw satan and

asked for his number



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Those are the eyes of
a man who saw satan and
asked for his number



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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

HAIKU BOT???

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