Silver Tongue

Mar 13

fierceawakening:

argumate:

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious

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drakthug:

“Tips for People who have ADHD!”

*huge wall of text with bad or no spacing*

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alphajade:

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

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squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

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scottbaiowulf:

chimmi-changa:

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

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