One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run
did you mean
birates
it’s like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down
Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways.
My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”
lilith: what was your biggest rebellion against authority? why did you do it? raum: do you have a tendency to hoard anything? if so, what? jezebel: talk about a time you used your sexuality to get your way mephistopheles: have you ever helped a loved one destroy themselves? verrier: do you find yourself disobeying or obeying most authority? asmodeus: on whom do you want revenge and how would you take it? baal: if you were a god, how would you prefer to be worshipped? lamia: how do you feel about children? lucifer: what are you most proud of? sonneillon: do you hate anyone? batibat: talk about the worst nightmare you have ever had abaddon: what person, place, or thing have you most wanted to destroy? belias: do you gossip? abraxas: do you believe in any higher power? if so, what? ornias: talk about a time where you felt drained of energy lix tetrax: if you could travel by wind, where would you go? astaroth: have you ever falsely accused someone? carreau: do you consider yourself compassionate or harsh to others? why? leviathan: what do you believe lies in the unexplored areas of the ocean? belphigor: if you could pick 3 forms to shapeshift into, what would they be? azazel: talk about a time when you were falsely blamed for something mammon: when were you most greedy? for what? verrith: are you a patient or impatient person? pythius: out of all the lies you have ever told, which is your favorite? berith: do you often argue with others?
I’m going to bed but send me these and ill respond with swf pics tomorrow while i parent children
MoTHerfucking Jessi Eienberg Jesus cHRist Fuck dude MothERfUcking facEbook movie buLlshit Jesus, can you fucking beLieve this shIT?
Goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right? Fucking Winklevoss twins Goddamn rowin’ the boat FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit? Fuck Jessi eisenburg man
Motherfucking spiderman SPIDERMAN You put in the time FUCK!Put in the time Motherfucking built shit with his bear hands fucking best friend and shit Jessi Eisenburg
I’m very tired
No man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day! Shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie Fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half fuck jessi eisenburg man He fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did hte soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying. I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook All I can think is hte guy who played the guy who invented facebook WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?
No there’s really not because danny just acts like what he said didn’t happen. he’s just like “I’ll do most of the talking in the session today” and arins like “WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK!?”
Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”
wasn’t there a theory that Anton’s childhood cottage is the cottage Remy learned his craft from eavesdropping inside before travelling to Paris, and the recipe he’s tasting really is his mother’s ratatouille?
