Silver Tongue

Apr 04

So a Christian, a Pagan, a Hindu, and a Satanist go out together. They have a nice meal.

There is no joke, this is my Saturday afternoon with friends.

Going to the mall.

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The sign's swag rates

• Aries: 10%. Oh you mean something we athletes got?? Then 10000000% sorry for the inconvenience
• Taurus: 2% milk
• Gemini: 78%
• Cancer: 40%
• Leo: 0% to 100% real quick
• Virgo: -5%
• Libra: 50%
• Scorpio: 69%
• Sagittarius: 99.999999999999999999999999999999%
• Capricorn: 32%
• Aquarius: 420%
• Pisces: 24%

femtoxic:

shingeki-no-nononono:

thatgirlmustbeawesome:

What’s so bad about periods

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

honest to God during my period cramps I have visions of me ripping out my uterus

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inner-angels-guardian-demons:

Being unsure of Stan’s real identity like

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