Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller
Imma miss you Joe
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what you think your theme says: minimalist. aesthetic. simplistic small font.
what your theme actually says: this is a blog for ants. no humans can read this. zoom is impossible because only ants are supposed to read this blog. i like giving people headaches
20,000 notes. Twenty thousand notes. That is at least ten thousand other salty blind people that are sick and tired of squinting to read shitty pastel anime ant blogs. My whining has struck some intense chord with the Internet, and the general opinion is clear:
The only people who like tiny ass ant blogs are the ones who never have to read them. If you ever want someone else to read your blog without having to change their monitor settings and glue their pupils to the screen, change your damn theme
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free him
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according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair
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I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying he could literally shoot anyone and he’d still get support? Marco reading mean tweets?? Talks of drafting Mitt Romney?? Bernie dancing to Hotline Bling?? Rand flipping the media off?? Ben Carson’s rap ad?? John Kasich making a bacon Snapchat filter?? Hillary dabbing for votes?? Like, just imagine all the stuff that’s gonna be put in the history books
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Hypothetical confrontation scenarios in my head are keeping me up
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