Before the Gregorian calendar was established, the first day of the new year was April 1st, because of spring. When the new calendar was put into place, people who continued the old calendar were mocked because they still celebrated the new year on April 1st.
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
There’s literally a manga that’s just like this. Girl who doesn’t much want to live and so doesn’t take care of herself meets vamp, asks vamp to drain her and he tells her he won’t because her blood tastes awful because she’s anaemic and such. He helps her take better care of herself so she will be tasty and by the time her blood tastes delicious she doesn’t want to die and the vamp has fallen for her.
thestraggletag, please tell us what that story is called so that we can go read it. Don’t just tease us with the plot!
I didn’t mean to tease, I just didn’t remember the name of the manga but one friendly anon pointed it out to me so now I know you can find the manga here.
I got desperate and googled ‘vampire and anemic girl’ and got this one. Now I have two new vampire stories to read.
Edit: Thank you for posting with the link to the story you talked about. :)
If you like Vampire mangas you HAVE to read Midnight Secretary. It’s the best thing ever.
The best.
So Rumbellable too.
Okay but someone needs to Rumbelle this.
GUYS WHAT IF BELLE WAS THE VAMPIRE AND RUMPLE DIDNT WANT TO LIVE BECAUSE YA KNOW LAME SPINNER WITH WIFE WHO HATES HIM AND ITS BEFORE BAE MAYBE AND I NEED THIS OKAY
i cannot believe my life . I cant believe what it’s come to . i cant believe that the twelve years of education ive had in preparation for this moment still wasn’t enough . where has the time gone ? who am i yet ?
Wow, i recognised the url, but i clicked, and yet it was not what i expected.
Ehhh. I don’t know. I why not use this song instead?
