Silver Tongue

Apr 01

DM: Wait. Hang on. So who all has a telepathy amulet?
Mage: Me.
Bard: I’ve got one.
Elf rogue: Me too.
DM: … So the three people hiding in crates?
Mage: We’re not just hiding. We’re talking about how to get out of the shack.
DM: Well, you’re safe from the electricity. But your fighters can’t hear your plans. And they’re getting electrocuted.
Fighter: It’s cool guys. We’ll wait.

raise your hand if you’re a terrible mun who likes to torture their muse.

recklessheir:

daisuke-jikihara:
einsteinoflyoko:
ashlyn-twdg:
AND I JUST MAKE EVERYONE SAD IN THE PROCESS

You don’t love your character if you don’t come up with at least three different ways to scar them for life.

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jestre:

slugbox:
Homestuck fans were annoying and Bronies smelled bad but Stephen Universe fans are some of the meanest people I have ever seen.
It gets worse than tumblr? How do they compare to Superwholock?

Superwholock doesn’t refuse to let other fandoms into theirs and don’t even try to blame other people for the porn in their fandom.
So as it stands, superwholock is better.

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andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT: owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages. most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

Not just for birds

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yepperoni:

we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha’s birthday

Happy birthday you mutt

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