Silver Tongue

Mar 06

matthejew:

holy fucking shit

(via thetimeisneveright)

britishgentlelady:

tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac killer

(via thetimeisneveright)

• Steven: garnet what was your wedding like
• garnet: what's a wedding
• Steven, on the phone: dad how quickly can you become an ordained minister

bugeyedfreaks:

synkling:

the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great

Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real!

EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG.

(via bloodsbane)

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ssj14goku:

me thinking: i wonder what the least humanoid looking animal to make a fursona would be. probably sponges. sponges are technically an animal. has anyone ever made a sponge furso- wait a minute

(via bloodsbane)

silver-tongues-blog asked: The entire Shrek soundtrack

bloodsbane:

ur fukin right mate

I have Shrek on the mind. I watched the second one last night

prozelda:

how am i supposed to be a fun and zesty socializer on tumblr if the fucking replies are still gone. how am i supposed to make casual remarks that slowly lead to friendship

(via bloodsbane)

If the second coming of Jesus happen, would he be Jewish or Christian?

scraps-is-busy:

Okay, but what if Female Scraps turned others into rubber pool toys instead of plushies? 

Rubber Female Scraps.

(via scraps-is-busy)