Silver Tongue

Mar 06

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me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve
my very small asexual friend: please let me out

tsunamiwavesurfing:
short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

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dameofspace:

the villain’s main objective for pokemon moon

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some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:
ulanji:
torukun1:
letmebecrystalqueer:
yourfavmoroccan:
i-am-haram:
chai tea (tea tea)
naan bread (bread bread)
sharia law (law law)
sahara desert (desert desert)
lake tahoe (lake lake)
el camino way (the way way)
pendle hill (hill hill hill)
soviet union (union union)
mississippi river (big river river)
the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)
hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)
shakira (shakira)

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chefpyro:

nephrited:
chefpyro:
nephrited:
Tried to watch the first few episodes of Wander over Yonder.
I can’t fucking stand Wander. Might try again next week.
I do mean the character - he’s an annoying hyperactive little sod that I would very much like to see thrown into a volcano.
Ah well.

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chefpyro:

saisai-chan:
okay but one of my favorite things is when Stan puts his fez on Soos because like
okay the fez is normal sized right here right?
but when Stan takes it off to put it on Soos, it fucking SHRINKS IN HIS HANDS
IT’S LIKE HALF THE SIZE IT WAS BEFORE
LIKE I KNOW THEY DID THAT SO THE FEZ WOULD FIT SOOS’ HEAD AND ALL BUT THAT HAT IS LITERALLY A FRACTION OF THE SIZE IT WAS BEFORE
i choose to believe that this is in fact a magic fez
this will never not amuse me
I bet Ford made that Fez. Or at least found it during his research. And Stan just found it in the mystery shack and put it on and was like “wow this is really comfortable” (because yes, of course it is, because it magically fits everyone’s head perfectly) and kept it.

Or it could be made of elastic material and is a one size fits all

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