I wish I was better at paint
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“You’re Cruz'n for a bruisin” — Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, before murdering someone (via gobiasinc)
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I forgot that donkey and the dragon also had sex and had the most adorable dracodonk babs
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I fucking love the scene in shrek 2 where fairy godmother sings I need a hero while shrek and the rest infiltrate the castle.
There you go, I made him look less sans-y for you.
STOP THIS