Silver Tongue

Mar 28

April Fools Coming Up!

Don’t be squidward.
Remember what happened
Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally
Remember
Nobody wants to be a Squidward

(via deep-sea-prince)

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ecmajor:

iguanamouth:
UNUSUAL HOARD commission for urelk - pretty sure each dragon thinks theyre the collector of all the other ones
The hoard to end all hoards

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So today, I was talking to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and this happened...

*at lunch during work*
Best Friend: *sits quietly and eats fast*
Me: You alright? You're eating fast and quietly.
Best Friend: I'm fine. I've been craving potato chips all day so this is good, I guess.
Me: Period?
Best Friend: You know it.
*guy from table behind us turns around*
Guy: Wait, hold up. You're on your period?
Best Friend: Gee, why won't you say that a little louder?
Guy: I'm confused.
Me: Why is that so confusing?
Guy: I thought you were gay!
Best Friend: ...I am.
Guy: But you're on your period!
*both of us stares at him*
Best Friend: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Guy: I thought girls can determine their sexuality by knowing if they have their periods or not. If she doesn't, she's gay.
*long silence*
Me: I've officially lost faith in humanity.

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sleepytorchary:

vxpo:
cuteautumn:
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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adurot:

unhinged-mod:
dirkfromstatefarm:
charlesoberonn:
I considered the theory of Uncle Grandpa being a gem so I looked to see which Gemstone he could be based on the assumption his nose is his gem
and then I found it
Uncle Grandpa isn’t Greg’s brother, he is Rose’s brother

stop this
its canon.
Seems legit.

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indigospecs:

So this is what Alex Hirsch’s twitter looked like half an hour ago, for those that missed it
And then suddenly… back to normal
…And all to announce an AMA on reddit. What is wrong with this man

it means alex is fucking with us again

(via robustquestioner)