Silver Tongue

Mar 04

Cutthroat Kitchen> Chopped

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@sailorleo

Watch Chopped if you want to see legitimate dishes being made.

Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see legitimate culinary professionals try to create corn dogs while packed into a clown car.

Cutthroat Kitchen is more or less the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

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acesentialsketches:

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wehingsounds:

I feel like throwing out a really spicy controversial opinion, but I’m too tired to think of anything.


uh


Some of the things you like suck.

Oh ye? Well some of the things you like suck.

What if… you just suck?

:u

Honey, we all suck

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officialrule34:
“ officialrule34:
“ this is the only way to play your games
”
i lied
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officialrule34:

officialrule34:

this is the only way to play your games

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i lied

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On nomenclature.

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prokopetz:

According to academia, “modern” means “the 1920s”, “new” means “circa 1996”, and the “future” is what people sixty years ago thought the year 2000 would look like. What word can I use to describe stuff that’s happening now?

Double future

post-post-postmodern: the sequel

Postmodern II: Postmoderner

2 Post 2 Modern

Postmodern: Director’s Cut

Postmod3rn: The Revenge

Postmodern: Nouveau Drift

2 post 2 modern 4 u

Mad Modern: Future Road

Modernest modern, the moderning

Postmodern 2: Dialectic Boogaloo

Mr. Magorium’s Postmodern Emporium

post and modern’s bogus journey

The posting of the modern

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scotchtapeofficial:
“ snootin:
“ this is khellheng me
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Cause HE’m Mr Brheghthede
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scotchtapeofficial:

snootin:

this is khellheng me

Cause HE’m Mr Brheghthede

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iguanamouth:

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strawberryr:

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

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And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

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So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

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SWEET JESUS

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

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at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

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they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift an object and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

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antivanruffles:

LISTEN [trips and 60 WIPs fall on the ground] I WRITE AND FINISH THINGS [scrambles to pick up WIPs] look, just look I have completed projects–DAMN IT! [slips on pile of WIPs] I, UH, I FINISH THINGS [60 more WIPs fall out]

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