Silver Tongue

Mar 04

thelesbianoverlord:
silversarcasm:
I hope Autistic girls are all having a nice day <3
*All
Yes, all autistic girls!

stilinskillme:
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

erarg:

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

(via deep-sea-prince)

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chefpyro:

gearholder:
chefpyro:
conspicuouslad:
chefpyro:
dangit my queue is full again
Doesn’t it have to be like 301 posts
yeah uh about that…
when my queue gets full i save the posts i wanted to queue in my drafts so i can queue them later.
no man should have all that shitposting power

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runningrepublican:

multidjc:
romamochi:
profmth:
Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
I’m not even sorry
never forget

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divinedorothy:

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

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liathepenguinologist:

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

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