Silver Tongue

Mar 25

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via rosexknight)

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phantomrose96:
“bawooo:
“this is such a small observation omg but in s01e02 when everyone else is making fun of mcgucket, stan doesnt laugh
stanford “show me the object of ridicule” pines
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And let’s not forget Stan’s reaction when they ran into...

phantomrose96:

bawooo:

this is such a small observation omg but in s01e02 when everyone else is making fun of mcgucket, stan doesnt laugh

stanford “show me the object of ridicule” pines

And let’s not forget Stan’s reaction when they ran into McGucket in Land Before Swine.

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His immediate reaction is

Where have I seen this before?

Oh yeah

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That time he had to hide his missing brother’s glasses. Annoyance, crossed arms, darting eyes.

Stan’s a good liar, but he’s full of tells.

(Source: octonacht, via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Becoming a part of a new fandom like

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seeing how awesome the fanart is

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(via jwblogofrandomness)

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Okay so explanation on the Quick Change Artist thing.

rosexknight:

A “Quick Change Artist” is a common (at least as far as I know) term in retail stores for a customer that comes in and buys something for a very low sum (usually about $5) and pays with $100 or $50 bills. These bills can sometimes be fake so be careful. When the cashier has rung everything out and the drawer is open the customer will then quickly take back the large bill (sometimes literally it’s very rude) and try to give the cashier exact change. It will of course not be exact change, sometimes as far as $2 less and stuff, and the customer will walk out with the product and more change than they need. Mun experienced cashiers usually fall victim to this as the QTA will seek them out on purpose to fluster them and throw them off their game.

When in doubt, call a manager. This basically always takes care of them.

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littlebelixver-blog:

A FEMALE CHARACTER IS NOT ‘WEAK’ JUST BECAUSE SHE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN, OR BECAUSE SHE CRIES OVER ONE, NOR IS SHE BEING ‘DESTROYED’ BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE. CAN WE STOP ACTING LIKE WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMOTIONALLY DETACHED AND HATEFUL AND ACT LIKE THEY’RE ‘TOO GOOD FOR ANY MAN’ JUST TO BE DEEMED STRONG PLEASE. 

(via robustquestioner)