Silver Tongue

Mar 25

Steven Universe Scale of Wrongness

traceexcalibur:

Did nothing wrong:

• Lapis
  
• Garnet
• Connie
• Steven
• Rose
• Lion

Did a few things wrong but we can forgive them easily:

• Greg
• Pearl
• Amethyst
• Sadie
• Mayor Dewey

Has done a lot of things wrong:

• Lars
• Ronaldo
• Peridot

Did literally everything wrong, what the fuck is your deal:

• Jasper
• Onion

(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)

theinfiniteamount:

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

Amen.

(Source: tinygaysouffle, via deep-sea-prince)

• Female game protagonist: *Leaps hundreds of stories into the air to punch a dragon like monster in the face, summons the eternal blade of Moshul and eviscerates the unholy legion all before landing on the ground unharmed*
• Games Media: ......
• Female game protagonist: *Does it all in heels*
• Games Media: "That is so unrealistic and sexist, like why would a woman wear heels when she's killing legions of undead warriors?"

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

• puberty might make you squishier and its ok
• vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
• all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
• genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
• people have stretch marks sometimes
• people have pimples on their butts sometimes
• people have cellulite sometimes
• gender =/= sex
• sex =/= scary danger FEAR
• bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
• everything is ok

(Source: someofthisrumham, via zeroyalviking)

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Question?

rosexknight:

What are your favorite characters of mine? I’m working on mod pony and I’m thinking of giving her mane characteristics of some of my character’s manes.

Alice and chip and sketchy are my fav

The Signs as Superpowers

• Aries: Can fly but they are also on fire.
• Taurus: Beans available.
• Gemini: Makes facts fun.
• Cancer: Melts in your mouth, worms their way in your throat, and fills your lungs, drowning you.
• Leo: Bear summoning.
• Virgo: Misfortune-telling
• Libra: Gravity Manipulation
• Scorpio: Words that break your bones like sticks and stones
• Sagittarius: Being themself.
• Capricorn: An aura of confidence
• Aquarius: Makes it rain. Missiles.
• Pieces: Shape-shifting, but only their reflection.

bawooo:

this is such a small observation omg but in s01e02 when everyone else is making fun of mcgucket, stan doesnt laugh

stanford “show me the object of ridicule” pines

(Source: octonacht, via probablyfakeblonde)

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dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete sentence?

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