Silver Tongue

Mar 03

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classicmeevs:
dongstomper:
loloman23:
knutsach:
tag yourself I’m the guy walking into the drain
only 2 of these can be fatal and i doubt that car is going fast enough to kill someone and the guy falling into the sewer most likely wont break his neck
rake has a sword for a handle. tree is covered in deadly poison. car is rigged to explode. manhole leads into The Abyss.
why dont they just warn each othre
having friends is the only true danger

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commanderchrist:

jetstream-tormod:
124:
Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

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fuluv:

tfw ur friend is venting and you have no idea what to say to make them feel better and you’re all like

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captainsnoop:

the best way to watch spy kids 3 (other than “not at all”) is in 2D because then you’ve basically got a whole movie of people reaching into and looking at the camera for no reason

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pembrokewkorgi:

kragnon:
*Mario voice*
looks like-a you’ve just activated my trap-a card

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tropicaljohn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
kuroba101:
jean-luc-gohard:
gothtrophywife:
IM SCREAMING
http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/
Damn SJWs and their…celiac disease?
Is satire legitimately impossible now?
Because it seems to be impossible.
Let’s play a game called ‘Did a Republican really say this or is it from The Onion’
You’ll be both surprised and depressed
Sorry GI Johnny, President Cruz says were not allowed to give you meals that don’t make you shit yourself inside out.

(via thetimeisneveright)