So I turn on my fan right?
I lay down in bed and get all snuggled in with my laptop and drawing tablet.
I hear the most gentlest little ‘plop’ sound and don’t think much of it.
Next thing I know a scorpion the size of a baseball is crawling over my hand and onto my keyboard.
Needless to say I nearly broke my laptop by shoving it off of me and went into the bathroom to pick up some scissors.
I gently wedged that creature inbetween them and threw him out my window.
Cuz.
I like scorpions.
are you okay? scorpions can be pretty dangerous.
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When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T accept late work.” It’s all bullshit. It’s all fucking bullshit.
High School does an efficient job of making your absolutely terrified of college, while not preparing you whatsoever for college.
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Was trying out a new painting technique took a lot of time but I like how it turned out :) so proud of myself. Also this is the Jester from Town of Salem or how he would look like when he comes to take the guilty as they sleep. ;P
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when you wanna stick up for your own race but know you’ll get off’d if you do.
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When everyone blames you for not doing anything but you’re a democrat president in a republican-dominated congress
When you are the leader of an entire nation of easily provoked people and have the most stressful job in the country and still get criticized for aging even if its not nearly as much as former white presidents did while in office