Silver Tongue

Jun 24

tentacuddles:

vonnegutchild:

hollowboobtheory:

xelamanrique318:

xelamanrique318:

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the ratio 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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in case you guys dont wanna read the article 🤣🤣🤣🤣

wrong! they left out the part where he went out of his way to be upset that rupunzel isn’t walking around barefoot like in the movie, i quote, “you can’t even see her toes”

This guy: “Rapunzel’s wikifeet isn’t even advertised at the park entrance”

This guy’s a Clark County prosecutor.

That’s Chief Deputy District Attorney Jonathan VanBoskerck. From Las Vegas.

Just. Do with that what you will.

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perestroika-hilton:

powermonk:

thelastonewaspokenfor:

powermonk:

i think its fucked up how we just take for granted that car accidents happen. like yeah of course each person gets their own 2 ton metal cocoon of death capable of reaching speeds over a hundred miles per hour. yeah, people routinely get dismembered or worse because of it. yeah, lets form the layout of our cities around preserving this fact. this makes infinitely more sense than simply improving and expanding public transit

the most dangerous form of transport is trains…..

with all due respect, what the fuck are you talking about

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Some of you have never been tied to traintracks by a monocled man twirling his mustache and it shows

Last time I was tied to a train track someone pulled the lever so the train hit someone else

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jacobtheloofah:

yellowbirdbluetoo:

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why is this edited to say sonic when the original already said sonic

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fanghusband-remade:

mutuals to get turned into vampires with

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donttouchthevoid:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

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sexhaver:

malicious-face:

doubleca5t:

abstract-woman:

do you think there’s any confirmed cases of rappers who have never gotten their dick sucked rapping about getting their dick sucked. was there ever a song about dick sucking that very clearly shows the person who wrote it has never gotten their dick sucked. like people just listen to it and say “that isn’t what dick sucking is like at all”

I mean there’s this

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squidward played a clarinet…

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madeofstarsandfairylights:

tigerses:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

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We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

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Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

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Baby Miette!!!

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Jun 23

himeno-ran:

anyway if the software development industry had real unions, the games and tools you use every day would be better, more functional, more secure, and less buggy

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