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oooh, it’s European.
(via thatsthat24)
white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”
“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”
‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’
"okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”
“You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”
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Steven Universe: Pony Meet-up by Shrineheart
Okay so, Connie’s really likes in-depth plot lines and stuff and honestly given Open Book she seems like she’d be the kind to write fanfiction. Ronaldo is Ronaldo and fits the concept a lot of people have for bronies. And Steven just likes things.
So here’s these three having meetups and talking Royal politics in Equestria. Steven spends 90% of it being more focused on Cadence and Shining Armor’s wedding because he likes that sort of thing.
Drawn in part because I’ve seen a lot of snarking back and forth between these fanbases and thought it would be cute to do something with them playing nicely together.Added sad headcanon: Steven likes Cadence because she’s pink, her symbol is a crystal heart, and her whole thing is about love. She reminds him of his mom.
You god damn power suit Samus mains are more annyoing than the Zero Suit Samus users.
I hope after a long day of camping in For Glory, you greasy fucks cry about how Nintendo will never make another Metroid game while listening to Dragonforce or some shit.
