Silver Tongue

Feb 29

Anonymous asked: I think it's from smosh

THanks. Man, I haven’t thought about smosh in years.

you-only-liberate-once: “ WITHOUT FILLING OUT THE PERMISSION FORM? IF YOU WANT TO DISTORT SPACE YOU MUST FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK AND LEAVE IT ON MY SPACE DESK AT ANY HOUR BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM. MY WRITTEN PERMISSION WILL FOLLOW. ”

you-only-liberate-once:

WITHOUT FILLING OUT THE PERMISSION FORM? IF YOU WANT TO DISTORT SPACE YOU MUST FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK AND LEAVE IT ON MY SPACE DESK AT ANY HOUR BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM. MY WRITTEN PERMISSION WILL FOLLOW.

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Showing your fandom merch to your friends

charlesoberonn:

The Steven way:

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The Bill way:

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misscorday:

allstartstofade:

greglestrade:

how dare there not be a fic for this very specific au i have in my head

#how dare i have to be the one to write it

#HOW DARE I NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT

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commanderfantasy: “ Don’t ”

commanderfantasy:

Don’t

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daynadoodles: “ t̢͈̙̞̖͕̱̏́̅͊̒̒͘ ḧ̜͎͖̘͔̝͗̇̒̀͐̕ͅ e̠̭͓͎̣̪͔̍͂̌͛̅̂͠ ͖͉̖͖̦̻͂͋̃͘͝͝͝ͅe̤͖̩̬̻̩͕̋͐̎͑̀̈́̏ v̼͕̭̟͎̮͙͐́̽́̇̿̓ ï͈͙͕͙̠̩͒̇̈̃̌͘͜ ļ̯̳̥͇̅̑̿͌̊̿̚͜ͅ ̗̤͙͚̙̤̯̓̓͂͛̽̉̚m̬̰̲̖̹̦͔͂̇̂̊̈̿͝ i̜̝̞͉͔̮̱̐̈́̍͆̒̍ s̢͙̰͖͕͈̦̄̂͊́̆̚͝ t͔͇͓̠͎̮͓̎́̈́͊̃̚̕ ̦̻͖͇̭̲͎̈́̾̾̍̾̍̀ḩ̡̛̭̲̣̤̏̾́́̃͂͜...

daynadoodles:

t̢͈̙̞̖͕̱̏́̅͊̒̒͘ ḧ̜͎͖̘͔̝͗̇̒̀͐̕ͅ e̠̭͓͎̣̪͔̍͂̌͛̅̂͠   ͖͉̖͖̦̻͂͋̃͘͝͝͝ͅe̤͖̩̬̻̩͕̋͐̎͑̀̈́̏ v̼͕̭̟͎̮͙͐́̽́̇̿̓ ï͈͙͕͙̠̩͒̇̈̃̌͘͜ ļ̯̳̥͇̅̑̿͌̊̿̚͜ͅ   ̗̤͙͚̙̤̯̓̓͂͛̽̉̚m̬̰̲̖̹̦͔͂̇̂̊̈̿͝ i̜̝̞͉͔̮̱̐̈́̍͆̒̍ s̢͙̰͖͕͈̦̄̂͊́̆̚͝ t͔͇͓̠͎̮͓̎́̈́͊̃̚̕   ̦̻͖͇̭̲͎̈́̾̾̍̾̍̀ḩ̡̛̭̲̣̤̏̾́́̃͂͜ ä̪͚̺̮̝̘̠́͊̑͘̕͝͠ ş̬̦̫͈͇́̐̇͂͠͠͠ͅ   ̢̢̜̟̳͍̗̅̏́͋̄͠͝ḃ͇͓̼̩̪̩̐́̀̓́͜͝ e͕͕̤͔̰̺̳̾͌͆̑̓͌̚ ȅ͇̲̫̟͚̦̼͂̾͌̿͐̄ n̜̹͎̮̳͕͖̐̐̌͊̉́̕   ̧̖͇̫̯̯̣̽̓̆͊̓̕͝b͈̙̺̖̠͚͒̈́͐͒͗͊̆͜ a͔̞̪̫̜̫̠͂̂̓̅̓̓͠ n̗̮̺̳̟͎̙̐͆͐̌̅̈́͗ į̦̼̪̘̮̲͗̀́̊̐͆͝ ś̛͕̞͉̯͇̣͖̊̿͒͐̄ ȟ̩͉̠̠̜̤͍͋͂̆̾͌͘ e̖̙̫͓̯̮̽̾̅́͒̈́̕ͅ ḑ̡̲͙̬̖͒̈̾͛̈͘͜͝

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What is cannon penis from because I remember it but not what it’s from

Anonymous asked: Less "plastic front-end" and more "designed to absorb impacts without letting them get to the people inside". Also, happens on the roads, too. SUV-on-Soviet-car collision makes the latter into an accordion of gore while the former only requires cosmetic repairs.

quartz-poker-deactivated2018120:

Yes. My grandparents still insist metal is stronger than plastic and so a car made entirely out of metal is safer.

I suppose an all metal car with modern crumple zone technology could be built to put that to the test. If any of my followers work at any of the major car manufacturers, can you forward that idea up to whoever makes cars?

A solid car would be more dangerous though. If the car doesn’t crumple at all, then all the force of the impact will be transferred to the passengers. like, yeah the car would survive but the people in it would be dead on impact.

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