tbh i don’t understand why letting your son play with barbies will ‘turn him gay’ bcuz you’re literally letting him play with an overly-sexy female doll where he can take her clothes off and touch her boobs
yep
that’s so gay
in related news my grandma thought I was a lesbian when I was like 2 bc I didn’t play with dolls
straight people are so weird
I have no idea what you people are talking about. The best way to prevent your son from being gay is letting him lay with manly toys like heman or somehting. I mean look at this
Look at how hetero it would be for your son to play with this.
theoneandonlystraycat asked: Too drunk, apparently XD Saw the ask you shot Jestre, was just pointing out the right spelling. Was trying to be lighthearted with it XD
Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.
Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1