Silver Tongue

Feb 29

moonlandingwasfaked:
emobody:
seriousjones:
ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun
Confirmed
zodiac killer boutta strike again
marco rubio looks like he just realized he’s never seen ted cruz and the zodiac killer in the same room at the same time

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the academy: it appears 98% of our nominees are white and people are upset! let’s hire a black host that’ll make everyone feel better and it’ll make us look better too.
chris rock: *drags the academy*
the academy: it appears our plan has backfired.

652. Jerry has always known of saves and resets. He even knows that he only exists in a game. He’s always known.

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mama-sass:

systlin:
underlandwarrior:
Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.
Look.
Look at the lack of tit cups.
Bonus:
Originally posted by interpretinginterpretations

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u-f-owen:

spikepitplayset:
limeile:
OH MY GOD
To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.

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a6:

lopmon:
a6:
well….. this is it… the end of an era. a meme legacy,…… it was fun while it lasted everyone, but leo got his oscar….. the internets over…. theres no point. pack your backs, kiddo. its time for us all to go home now
i bet he can’t get another
new meme: leo only has 1 oscar

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