Gold:
Stealing back my dagger from my wife in a magical disguise and swearing trust oaths with her. Oh, and I got some inside info about her new boyfriend while I was there too.
Maleficent:
Gold:
What?
Maleficent:
I'm just picturing the conversation that's gonna' have to happen if you expect any kind of happy ending with this woman and I'm wondering how I can score tickets to watch.
For those who may genuinely not know—since the media likes to make sure you don’t—John is the chosen name of the Jolie-Pitt child the media refers to as Shiloh. Angelina first noticed signs of transness in John when he was about three and angrily refused to wear pink or dresses, insisting they were “for girls” in language that separated himself from “girls” as a group. Angelina and Brad chose to do the appropriate thing and ask John what kind of clothes he would like to wear and what he would like to be called. He chose his own name, and chooses his own clothes and haircut.
As a result of this Brad and Angelina have faced severe media backlash, including accusations that they are not fit parents and media support of Brad’s mother, who forcibly dresses John in girls’ clothes when he visits her. The Jolie-Pitts are doing everything they possibly can to affirm to their son that his identity is valid (including Angelina recently restricting Grandma’s access to him on the basis that her son’s mental health is more important than his grandmother’s self-righteousness), and the media is doing everything it possibly can to say they’re wrong.
Support the Jolie-Pitt children and parents, and remember that his name is John, and he is a boy.
moment of silence for all the characters who had good character development potential but their writers were pieces of shit who were either incapable of fleshing them out or absolutely refused to
Anonymous asked: I just don't know what to talk about. I've always seen you around and you seem like a really cool person and I don't even know what to start :P. I suppose I would have to start by coming off anon.
