Silver Tongue

Mar 18

billywilder:
throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
punish them

People who say puns are funny are right and after every person without a sense of humor is gone, we will be the only one left.

(via mysticbaconslice)

testosterlonely:

themakerisamotherfucker:
biphobiabullshit:
Bisexuals in a hetero relationship have no right to invade LGBTQ spaces.
???????????????????????
if you agree with this op go ahead and unfollow me and also fuck off

Hey op, what do you think the B in LGBTA stands for? Bacon?

(Source: biphobiabullshit-blog, via deep-sea-prince)

fasterfood:

rolem0del:
fasterfood:
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

(via mysticbaconslice)

genuineredberry:

PSA TO TUMBLR
/mlp/’s mad at you guys for bogeymanning, Steel yourselves.
Bronies were never behind the “gemtlemen” shit, 4chan used it an excuse to troll cross-board(calling SU the new MLP), and now /mlp/’s mad that they’re such a pariah.

Spread this post to protect the reactionists from butthurt.

EDIT: their queued posts are already surfacing. Don’t fall for it. Report and move along. Spread the word, some people can’t see through this.

EDIT2: Proud of you guys. Remember, bronies/4chan/reddit/whatever are not the enemy. It’s rabid contrarians that hate SU and tumblr. It’s easy to use double standards, it’s hard to stay reasonable. Y’all have done something hard.
They are now using the term “Geodudes” to get reactions.

So trolls are behind it all? I called it harder than jaspers pompadour.

(via deep-sea-prince)

ladyshinga:

voidbat:
hoooooooly shit. looked up the story. he saw her pics, “fell in love” with her, didn’t even know her real name, just get nickname, didn’t know her address, just her phone number, barely spoke her language at all, showed up in her town and called her all “i’m here!” and she was like “the fuck? no, i don’t want to see you”, so he got alcohol poisoning wasted and rescued by cops and was comped a night in a hotel before flying right back home.
JESUS CHRIST.
Holy shit. yeah there’s no “girl decides she’s not interested” here, it’s “boy was a creepy stalker to some extreme degrees when girl NEVER EXPRESSED INTEREST IN THE FIRST PLACE seriously who does this” but yeah let’s pretend this guy is the hurt little victim here and she rejected him after he went to ~so much trouble~

Can we get a link to the article?

(Source: thisiselliz, via deep-sea-prince)

frauleinninja:

lledra:
sharped0:
gobigorgoextinct:
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

Yeah but bad things would happen if he fights a reija kaiju

(via ryukodragon)

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lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:
lizzymodblog:
It feels like Steven Universe just kind of completely took over my blog overnight. Like 90% of all posts I reblog seem to be Steven Universe the last few days. Is that because 90% of my dashboard is Steven Universe too? Probably.
Didn’t you hear? The Stevenbomb was radioactive. We’re still experiencing the fallout.

Its not nuclear, its magic.

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poodledooples:

based on this text post

(Source: audra-stang, via )

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