i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
I just remembered that Prof. Quarral was rumored to keep garlic in his turban due to instances with vampires and they started because of the smell. I can totally believe that voldemort was eating garlic while on the back of someones head.
Finally, a political party we can all stand behind.
Just because it didn’t work in 1200 AD doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work now. It is time that we try strange women lying in ponds distributing swords. Every other system has failed.
disorganized speech is so fun the way you just [clenches fist] talk too quickly, never get the words out in the right order, and never pronounce things correctly
