Silver Tongue

Feb 27

Anyone remember that episode of Spongebob where plankton slips on a puddle because there is no wet floor sign and proceed to to the Krusty Krab? Apparently the whole case is more or less factually correct. People who get injured due to negligence while attempting corporate espionage eligible to get counter sued due to corporate espionage. I never expected spongebob to be factually correct.

mutisija:

fave kind of entertainment: that when some fetish artists try to draw casual non-fetish stuff but you can still see really clearly what fetish stuff they usually draw. like

image

(via bloodsbane)

soupery:

mon complaining about stanford pines:

2015: why doesnt he know how to fucking glue things

2016: why doesnt he fix his fucking glasses

[video]

lumos5001:

screw-yo-teatime:

lightningflashjolteon:

Okay but imagine the 8 gym leaders being designed after the 8 planets in our solar system to fit this space theme.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

#and a secret ninth gym for pluto  #team pluto is the new team rocket they just wanted to start a gym (via wordsdear)

(via thetimeisneveright)

soupery:

jinfengopteryx:

soupery:

he can make a skin softening lightbulb why doesnt he fix his goddamn glasses!! i

knowing ford he probably just likes the aesthetic

image


image

its the 30-years-in-another-dimension aesthetic, stanley

(via taffybuns)

TODAY IS THE DAY SOUTH CAROLINA

studentsforbernie:

image
image

IF YOU ARE IN SOUTH CAROLINA CLICK HERE TO FIND YOUR LOCATION AND GET TO THE VOTING BOOTH, POLLS CLOSE AT 7 PM EST. 

(via thetimeisneveright)

Bernie Sanders Is Adamant He Can Still Win, And These Are The States He Needs To Take To Beat Hillary Clinton

melanievoucher:

Read More Here ..

(via thetimeisneveright)

(via thatsthat24)

prisonparty:
“ layonhands:
“ Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky
” ”

prisonparty:

layonhands:

Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky

image

(via thatsthat24)