Sompike. Spira.
…Oh god.
What have I created?
Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees or was that exclusive to my area
wait that sounds familiar how does it go
(Gather children in a large circle)
*with hands clasped*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
brINGING home a baby bumblebee
won’t my mama be so proud of me
I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE
OUCH! it stung me
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
squishING up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
EW! it’s all over me
*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
GROSS! It’s inside me
OPTIONAL:
*Bent over and heaving*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
YUCK! it’s all over me!
BONUS LINE:
(Taking it back to third)
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?
WE USED TO SING THIS CONSTANTLY IN SCHOOL??? @potatoesawaken DO YOU REMEMBER THIS????????
The version I remember involves her being stung, having an allergic reaction and dying…
(via bloodsbane)
[video]
[video]
Listen I am so here for platonic “I love you"s. I don’t care if you think “I love you” is some sacred phrase to only utter to one person in your life, i don’t care if you think it makes me look overbearing. I say “I love you” to my friends every time I say goodbye because I want them to know 100% without a doubt that I care for them and love them and am there for them so so much.
(via thatsthat24)
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
(via thetimeisneveright)
(via elektronx)
(via elektronx)
you’re still trans if you respond to your birth name
you’re still trans if you sometimes slip up your own pronouns
you’re still trans if you dont correct people who misgender you, because you’re scared or you just can’t be bothered
you’re still trans if you haven’t felt ‘trapped in the wrong body’ since childhood
you’re still trans if you only started questioning after discovering the internet
you’re still trans if you dream of yourself with your birth name
you’re still trans if getting misgendered doesn’t feel like a stab in the gut because it happens so often that you’re used to it
you’re still trans if you’ve changed your name and pronouns 5000 times
you’re still trans if you don’t want to transition and you’re happy the way you are
(via deep-sea-prince)
SPOILER: the woodpecker got away, and the photo became an instant Twitter sensation, which was thoroughly photoshopped.
Gandalf The Grey riding a woodpecker…
John Travolta stayin’ alive on a woodpecker…
Miley Cyrus coming in like a wrecking ball on weasel that’s on top of a woodpecker..
Kim Jong Un being an actual god atop a weasel on a woodpecker.
