Silver Tongue

Feb 26

chefpyro:

why is malachite so big anyway

i mean it’s just as humongous as alexandrite and alexandrite consists of 4 different gems. malachite is only 2.

is it because jasper is so big? maybe it’s just because jasper is so big.

Peridot says at all quartz are supposed to be big because they are the tanks. Amethyst was supposed to be as big as Jasper but she was overcooked.

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pan-pizza:
“ kaiko-art:
“ drokiesta:
“ vicarious–vagabond:
“ AHHHH YES, UNDERTALE, THAT ONE CALARTS CARTOON, YEP THAT SURE - GGHGHFGH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING POST THAT I HAD TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES
”
why the fuck is sans there
he isn’t even a main...

pan-pizza:

kaiko-art:

drokiesta:

vicarious–vagabond:

AHHHH YES, UNDERTALE, THAT ONE CALARTS CARTOON, YEP THAT SURE - GGHGHFGH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING POST THAT I HAD TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES

why the fuck is sans there 

he isn’t even a main character oh my god

Hahaha good joke. 


….. wait.  …. did Joey Fox come from CalARTS???

I’m a fucking hack

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zonerguy asked: With tits like that, might as well call he a Lu-cow-rio.

sirphilliam:

you guys are surely milking these puns tonight

This is udder-ly ridiculous

sturmyena:

gotitforcheap:

I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute mess” and there would be people watching at home like “hmm yeah he did get totally wet by that water” 

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2016 is the year parody became impossible.

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satanlickmydick:

cmnedark:

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

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rosietheamazon:

commandroid:

why’s everyone keep telling gay people it’s okay to be gay

we already know that 

straight people are the problem 

tell straight people it’s okay to be gay

I want this on a motivational poster

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deyogee:
“hobermen:
“Punkémon
”
LOUD GASPING
”

deyogee:

hobermen:

Punkémon 

LOUD GASPING

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64bitwar:
“ equestrianrepublican:
“ gifsboom:
“ Japanese elevator prank.
”
I would have taken the stairs.
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64bitwar:

equestrianrepublican:

gifsboom:

Japanese elevator prank.

I would have taken the stairs.

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