Silver Tongue

Mar 15

headcanon that out of the two, sapphire is the stronger one and she’s the one “rescuing” ruby usually
but ruby’s still like

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Anonymous asked: what paper do you write penis aladin on, mistelbro?

mysticbaconslice:

For fucks sakes

theraphos:

biowarefangirl:
when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??
there’s a main quest?

I stop when I have no more room in my house

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anti-bullshit-bardock:

feminismshmeminism:
zaddylonglegs:
me when a white actor plays a racist character a little too well
I kno rite
it’s like these people are paid and chosen based upon their ability to be convincing
its almost like they do it for a living
whats that called again
oh right
OH SNAP

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bluelink3211:

oelm:
artemispanthar:
kasukasukasumisty:
pinkiepiebones:
how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG
*frantically tries to shove them back in*
this is 100000% gold I—-
am i the only one who read this in their voices?????

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Homophobes

jerple-trash:

princelylegolas:
lolimnyarlathotep:
Next time you hear a person say
“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”
Reply with
”It’s Homosapien not Heterosapien”
And fly into the night
#its the bible #not the straightble
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:
lizzymodblog:
greensalamander:
pwnyta:
My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.
Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.
It’s because she’s not evil, she’s just trying to do her job.
If your job is trying to take over the world and eradicate the human race, I’m pretty sure you majored in evilness.
I mean, yes, you’re considered evil to the wildlife critters who used to live in the forest you just bulldozed to build that new Walmart, but you’re still just doing your job.

Not to say Steven and company shouldn’t try to stop her, I’m just attempting to explain why the fandom doesn’t seen to hate her very much.
My personal theory is that it’s because she’s a polygonal nerd with all the enthusiasm of an old man at a birthday party.
That’s hilarious.

I think it’s more like a college student who works at retail and is absolutely done with everything.

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lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:
pwnyta:
My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.
Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.
It’s because she’s not evil, she’s just trying to do her job.
If your job is trying to take over the world and eradicate the human race, I’m pretty sure you majored in evilness.

Look at it this way. The gems see humans like humans see ants. Is an exterminator evil for getting rid of a big anthill?

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poppymuffinseed:

THIS
IS
A
FRENCH
CHILDREN’S
CARTOON

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