Silver Tongue

Feb 25

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voiceofkiki:

themagicalworldsofband:

vertureoay:

the-doctor-who96:

ebind:

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.

I don’t even want it to be Deadpool explicitly.  I just want Ryan Reynolds to walk past the camera at some point, say “Oops, wrong movie” and then run off screen.  You want your license-preserving Deadpool joke?  There ya go, Marvel.  Enjoy.

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priceofliberty:

militarygradex:

tiffanarchy:

anarchoarachnidism:

tiffanarchy:

if you purchase a billboard with your face on it as part of your campaign for judge there is a 100% chance you’re a bad person

For the first half of this post I thought you were talking about the guy who bought out a billboard to advertise his new hat

that was a good use of money

Can someone please show me the guy that advertised his new hat

OH MY GOD CHECK OUT THE SITE THOUGH! IT CIRCLES BACK TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

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broadwayfangirl222:

When you’re on a boss level but your health is too low so you’re letting yourself die to restart the battle: 

But eventually realizing you ACTUALLY have a chance to defeat the boss:

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alotofmomos:

mysharona1987:

That’s some Jigsaw from the Saw movies shit right there,

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• me: *summons a demon god*
• demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE
• me: yes good, get on it
• demon god: WAIT, WHAT
• me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

• female protag
• no love story cause shes a six yr old
• bff is a small girl of color
• bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
• anti-bullying message
• anti-abuse message
• pro-learning message
• this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
• teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
• cute as frickle
• great soundtrack
• happiest ending
• infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

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weremethyst:

damn daniel, back at it again with the snow white hair and glowing green eyes

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