im fucking deleting
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Batman vs Deadpool
Lawful Good vs Chaotic Neutral
10/10 casting choice.
XD Ryan Reynolds truly is deadpool
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When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”
I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know
(Source: The Wall Street Journal, via deep-sea-prince)
im just so………… Proud of daniel avidan because nearly 3 years ago he came onto game grumps as this lil unknown musician guy who everyone immediately hated cause our heads were too far up jontron’s ass to see how much potential and talent this man had
and now in 2016, hes one of the most well liked grumps, still does music but is now recognized for his talent and charisma, and is doing shows sold out to over 4,500+ people AND he’s finally able to say he’s happy where he is………………….. WHO PUT THESE TEARS ON MY PILLOW
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This happened last night, not today, but still less than 24 hours ago.
So my husband LOVES birds, all kinds of birds. He thinks they are great. He is especially fond of ducks. Last night while he was in the kitchen prepping a snack, I thought it would be fun to change the desktop photo on his laptop (he had left it open on the couch). I found a cute duck picture, made it his desktop background, set the laptop back on the couch, and made my way innocently back to the kitchen table where I had also been having a snack.
My husband finishes his snack a little while later and heads back to the couch while I remain at the table. He pulls his computer towards him and goes, “OMG honey look! Ducks!” As he stands up holding his laptop and tries to come to me, he trips and falls over the glass end table we have, shattering it. If that wasn’t bad enough, he fell onto his macbook, smashing it completely open and crushing it. If that also wasn’t bad enough, he also broke his wrist because of how he fell on it since he was holding the laptop.
I feel like a terrible person, but my husband still loves ducks.
TL;DR: My husband got so overexcited over a picture of ducks I procured that he broke himself, a table, and his macbook.
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Bernie is losing momentum due to less and less young voter turn out. Nevada would have been ours but the young voter turn out was very low. I hope people actually go out and vote rather than just offering social media support. This is such a pivotal moment in American politics that it would be a huge disservice to the world to not go out and vote in the primary.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
The Bass and Drums are what give music its pulse dudes
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I am a little pissed at @cinema-sins because I can’t play pokemon without sinning it. What I mean is when they say to stay away from a certain pokemon, I comment “that’s racist” and when I have to eat an apple I comment “so I can seem more like an asshole.”
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