Silver Tongue

Feb 24

rasec-wizzlbang:

bogleech:

katey-boheme:

bogleech:

Orcs and goblins are almost absolutely always the most sympathetic race in a given fantasy setting. How are we not supposed to relate to these supposedly “dumb,” “primitive” and “ugly” people who are treated as objectively evil abominations, live in filthy conditions and never allowed to win against the white-European-puritan-like humans and elves?

This is only ever subverted in more humorous settings. The Tolkien-style “serious” medieval fantasy purists sure love their creepy nationalistic undertones huh

Except Orcs kill and rape people sooooo..

Uh, yeah, that’s the problem. My entire complaint is that authors choose to write orcs as entirely killers and rapists while also writing them so similarly to minorities or foreigners.

Why is this not even the first time someone already replied to this post with “but orcs are naturally evil.” Orcs aren’t real. They can only be as evil as an author chooses to make them, and the entire idea of a WHOLE RACE always being evil is some of the worst, most tastelessly lazy writing out there even aside from the unfortunate social implications it can fall into.

I bet that person’s an elf. Sounds like something an elf would say.
fucking elves.

elves are such assholes

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adurot:
“ Just one of the many reasons Whiney Horse is Worst Pony.
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Oh honey, all three of them are worst pony.

adurot:

Just one of the many reasons Whiney Horse is Worst Pony.

Oh honey, all three of them are worst pony.

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adurot:

schnozfish:

redtablesturning666:

jennsaysthings:

ofrisingwoods:

amongthespaghetti:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Person: “Where do you live?”

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Me: United Jtates of Jmerica

if u live here tag ur state i’m Jonnecticut 

Michijean

washjeanton

Jew yorWAIT SHIT NO

New Jorts Ehraz, you live in New Jorts.

Jowa

Jexas

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barbiexklaus:

hecticsglow:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years

plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe 

plot twist: someone will kiss me

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mcsweezy:
“ sykobelle:
“ sykobelle:
“ WIP
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I AM GOING TO STAB YOU

mcsweezy:

sykobelle:

sykobelle:

WIP

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I AM GOING TO STAB YOU

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