Silver Tongue

Feb 23

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appropriately-inappropriate:

alienqween:

kesha-rose:

HOOOOOO MY GOD KESHA

I looked up Kesha’s instagram and it looks like she edited the caption since this screenshot was taken and got even more specific in implicating Sony:

And when she does come back after Sony’s bullshit, she could record 90 minutes of autotuned farts and I’d still buy a copy of her album on principle alone.

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When I gift someone a game on steam

deyogee:

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saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

me: types “titty” into google on an incognito window

the nsa: 

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• 911 operator: Hello 911 what's your emergency?
• Ryan Reynolds: Spideypool can't become canon because of film rights.
• 911 operator: Mr. Reynolds I'm going to have to ask you stop calling us every week.

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

I dreamed I had some extra money and went on a shopping spree at a drugstore so I bought a lot of like toothpaste and a shitty Home Alone poster

So shitty i was able to replicate it to perfection in 10 minutes

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[video]

Republicans: *uses god as an excuse to pass certain laws*

Pope: You are acting very unchristian

Republicans: WTF? Don’t tell us how to politics. God has no place in politics, don’t tell us what to do!