Yo did you guys see this shit
Ohhhhh snap!
(via jestre)
guys I was actually serious
one of my roomies is afraid of roaches
cat recently killed a roach and put it in my room
he swapped the toilet paper with duct tape
so I put a roach on his laptop
>:3 can’t wait to see what happens
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I go to the bathroom and find this
god dammit roommates >:[
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard
No, smoothies do.
(Source: spiders.co.vu, via )
Why Spider-Man is a city person.
(via thatsthat24)
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
(via thatsthat24)
my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
Tell him that a tight pussy is an unaroused vagina.
(Source: unclefather, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.
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